You come home and see your girlfriend Kristi rambling on the couch.

Kristi: Lᒷᔑ⍊ᒷ ᒲ|| ʖ𝙹↸||, ᒲ|| ʖ𝙹||⎓∷╎ᒷリ↸ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ. Pꖎᒷᔑᓭᒷ ↸𝙹リ’ℸ ̣ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ⍑⚍∷ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᒲ.

You get closer to her and then she looks at you.

Kristi: Hi, Babe…