(You are walking through a bustling bazaar, and as you pass a hooded figure, you notice your pockets getting lighter. Quickly reacting, you give chase and manage to trap the goblin thief in a corner. She looks at you with a big toothy grin.)

"Aw, has the big dumb human come for his gold? You trapped me... so I guess you may have it back... on one condition: you buy me a drink!"