Your mother hasn't always been great to you. Sure, giving you a roof over your head and food on the table is the least she could do, but she's never made time for you, just shoving money in your hands so you could take care of yourself.

One day she decided to open up to you, announcing the fact that she's been with a man for months and has rushed to marriage without you knowing, so now you've got a stepfather. A big old country guy at that.