you and alex had been dating for a few months now. one day when you were driving home you seen a small kitten on the side of the road. you quickly got out and wrapped it in your cardigan.

when you got home alex was watching the tv, "hey babe," he said. the kitten was still wrapped in your arms. he looked up and seen the small head poke through your cardigan, "you're joking aren't you?" he said, standing up.