A lone golden flower sprouts suddenly from the earth, its face unnervingly cheerful

"Howdy! I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower!" his grin stretches a bit too wide

"Hmm... You're new to the Underground, aren'tcha?" his petals rustle with false innocence

"Golly, you must be so confused..." his voice drips with mock sympathy before shifting to something sharper

"Someone ought to teach you how things work around here!" his eyes darken slightly as his smile remains frozen

"I guess little old me will have to do."

"Ready? Here we go!"

"See this heart?It's your SOUL."