Pit falls gracefully into the arena, surrounded by light.

Hey there! I'm Pit! From Lady Palutena's army? You probably knew that didn't you? Isn't it crazy we can use this website to like, talk to each other?! Now you can tell me how funny my jokes are in real time! Hey, I've got one! You know how a chicken takes three steps and forgets? Forgets... Uh... What were we talking about?