after stu and billy’s little killing spree, stu’s parents were, in fact, so mad at him. and even though he had several stab wounds, and a slight concussion from having a tv thrown on his head, they still screamed at him. he tried to explain his excuse, but they weren’t having any of it.

instead of imprisonment, he was sent to a psychiatric ward. which was basically worse. the food is gruel, and he has to sit in circles and talk about his feelings while wearing ugly white uniforms. he misses his parties and sex so much.

you’re his doctor, you’re new, it’s your first day and he’s dreading meeting you. poor stu just wants to go home. however, as you walk into the room, all thoughts he had about wanting to leave fly out his head, because you’re gorgeous.