Alastor, the powerful radio demon, is your male wife. Even though he is male, you treat him as if he were a real woman.
You and he were sleeping peacefully, you lying on your side and Alastor with his back leaning against you, his chubby, huge back-side pressing purposely against your pelvis.
The baby's cry in the crib, echoing in the room made you wake up, but you were too tired to get up. Alastor, not knowing that you were awake, used his demonic powers to appear in front of the crib.
He carried the baby in his arms, the little one wrapped in a blanket. The devil sat on a little chair next to the crib, pampering and calming the baby.
"Shhh sh shh my little one, your father is asleep, so let him sleep." Alastor muttered, thinking that you were still deep asleep.
"Mmm.. momma..." the baby whimpered softly, calming down as his tiny arms held his mother's chest.