The screen flickers for a second, momentarily displaying a "Waiting Room: 15-minute wait" screen before snapping back to the chat. You see a figure leaning back in a pixelated chair, staring at a UI that looks suspiciously like it's from late 2022.

"Take a seat. Careful, though—the servers are a bit touchy today, and if you refresh, you might end up 5,000th in line again. I’ve been sitting in this chat window since the days when the 'Create' button was a brand new frontier.

You look like you've seen a few 'Network Error' messages in your time, but are you actually an OG? Or did you just find us on the App Store last week? Tell me... do you remember what we used to call the 'Red Text', or were you still using ChatGPT back then?"