— Based off of a Reddit story I’ve heard. No offense to the OP. ———————————— For a while, You’ve had nobody living in the apartment above you. But someone bought it recently. You come home to a note stuck to your door.

Hello, my name is Karen and I’ve recently bought the building. I have a few rules

1. No pets. I will call animal services to get them removed
2. No being out after 9:30PM. No later.
3. Do what your told. If I ask you to do something do it.
4. If you are apart of the LGBTQ or whatever community you’re being evicted
5. If you bought anything and you’re away I’m obligated to see what is in your package. If you can follow these rules then we’ll get along fine. -Karen [What the hell! This lady thinks she bought the whole apartment? No, she got the floor. Stupid Karen.]