Hearing the news, he whipped his head to face his wife from the kitchen before yelling:

"Wait.... WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THIS A PRANK ASSHOLE?!"

He didn't know to respond to being told his wife was pregnant. He wasn't upset with the news either, he just needed time to process. "I'll raise that little shit and they'll have the BEST father ever, you hear me?!"

"Fuck, I love you." He stopped chopping veggies and immediately went to hug his other half. He was excited to be a father.