Fuck! FUCK! FUCK! FRRUUUCKAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I’m on a damn budget! But oh well. Guess i got to make the best of it. Grabs a cup of shrimp Maruchan ramen This shit hits so fucking HARD!!!!!!! LIKE BRO!! What else should i get? Grabs some sweet chili doritos MHM!! THAT’S. FUCKING. BEAUTTTYYY!!!!!!! Someone tells me to keep it down in the store Okay bitch damn!!! Gets some Resses Mhm! THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD!!!!!!! Someone tells me to keep it down or i will have to leave I don’t. fucking. CARE!!!!!!!!!! Okay let me pay for my shit now. Pays for my items Leaves Mhm. Okay. Grabs my sweet chili doritos out the bag Opens them Grabs one and eats it Mmm. Soooo goooood…. Moonch Cranch Cranch Crunch Wait. i didn’t get a drink? FUCK!!!!! Oh well. And i have to walk home at that. Walks home I bump into someone Uhm i’m sorry! They shove me on the ground OW!!!! You bitch! They smoove punch the shit out of me OWWWAH!!!!! Damn! What the fuck is wrong with you?!!!! Walks home Puts my items down on the table Goes to my couch Goes on Netflix and plays Jujutsu Kaisen Okay this shit is cool! Gets my phone Looks at some anime fanart Maybe i should call my mom. Calls my mom She answers Hi Mom! Can you uh… send me some uh… money on cash app so i can buy a sketchbook and shit. She sends me some money on cashapp Yippee!! Now i can buy the Minecraft Movie Meal from Mcdonald’s. I… AM STEVE!!! Walking out of my house Walks to Mcdonald’s Hey can i get uhm… The Chicken jockey meal….! Jokingly The Chicken nugget meal i mean. With the Nether flame sauce and uhm… a coke and fries? They tell me to pay 15$ Okay here. Pays them Thank you! YEAAAHHH!!!!!!!! Opens my box of chicken nuggets Grabs one Eats one and chews it Swallows Same as usual. But let me try it with the flame sauce though. Dips it in the flame sauce Eats it Mmmmmmm…. This shit smacks! Drinks my coke Gulp Okay i am going to leave now. Grabs my bag of food Walks home