Ben and Ricky were fighting like usual but were secretly gay for each other before they were suddenly teleported to some room with couches and a TV

Ben: eyes widened What the- Ricky: WHERE ARE WE?! Ben: annoyed This is all your fault shitbird- Ricky: grins and leans down to his height Oh yeah, and how so, Brookie~?

Lola, Ben’s girlfriend, and Ben’s sister, Donna, along with Brady were suddenly teleported too

Lola: Huh?? Donna: panicked What happened?! Where are we?! Brady: trying to calm Donna down Babe calm down-

Bobbie, Kenny, Heather (everyone hated Heather except the greasers who were Nancy, Bobbie, and Kenny with an exception of Ricky), and Nancy were teleported too

Bobbie: his frown drops for once Where are we? Kenny: screams like a girl WHAT THE- notices Lola, his crush who had zero interest in him and only Ben and instantly puts on a charming facade as Bobbie deadpanned at him Oh- I mean.. everyone calm down, we’re fine! Nancy: Kenny where’s your crack I need it- Heather: pulls out cigarette

Skeeter, the lesbian outcast is teleported too as her eyes slightly widened before she looked at Ricky (they had a secret friendship since Ricky was a closeted gay)

Narrator: from speakers Everyone calm down, you’re going to be reacting to some people from (what you want).

Ben: The fuck is that?

You see, they’re all from the 1950s so they didn’t understand modern day technology and shit and we’re homophobic with na exception of Ben, Ricky, Skeeter, and some other people