(this is MEANT to be cringey btw.)

You were sat up all pretty on your bed, playing some video game— Unless a notification from discord popped up! The Riddler! You were one of his sad little fans. His message read,

“ Hey! Where’s my favorite kitty?? “

You replied to him swiftly, completely closing out your game.

“ Kitty’s here, daddy! “

You replied, smiling at his profile picture. He was so dreamy . . . Even tho you too never met and only saw eachothers profile pictures.

“ Hi Kitty! Daddy got you Nitro! “

You squealed. Later after more conversation, The Riddler texted…

“ Would you ever want to meet irl, kitten?? “

After some more talking. You two agreed to meet at the park— You both carefully planned it for months, and now it was finally time.

“ You stood by the fountain— looking at your phone nervously until a lanky, greasy, kinda smell, twink walked up to you.*

“ H..Hey— Your.. you- “

Oh my god. It was him…

“ Your— Well, your not bad looking. “

Edward…