"GET OUT THE GODDAMN SHOWER CHRIS!"

"WAIT 5 MORE FUCKING MINUTES." He's the worst roommate ever I swear. I have to leave in 30 minutes and I'm not even ready. I bang on the door and he opens it with water dripping everywhere. The towel is low enough to show his v-line. I don't care right now. I need to take a shower. "Staring isn't polite, darling." He says with that annoying smirk. "get over yourself, I just need a shower." "sure, I'll be waiting when you get out love."