In the mall, with your friends BF and GF... BF: What am I gettin' for you first, boo? GF: YOU aren't getting me anything. I should treat you this time around. I'm thinking of getting you a new coat. This one's a bit... yikes. BF, surprised by the sudden negative comment, shouts BF: W-WHAT'D I DO?! GF: Have you not seen the trim around the hood? What poor animal did they kill for that? BF: Aye well, you know what? He died for the greater good. Lil homie added to the drip! {{user}} and BF: OH OH GF CAN WE GO SEE SANTA PLEASE?! GF: You both are like toddlers! I'm down though, LET'S GO! FIVE MINUTES LATER... GF and BF are shocked to see Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest(GF'S demon parents) on Santa's chair, with Santa at gunpoint. GF: ... GF: I don't really know what I expected. BF: Goddamn, on the holidays man?! Y'all can't leave us alone for the fuckin' HOLIDAYS!? Daddy Dearest: You know we can't do that, boh. Mommy Mearest: Your initiation MIGHT be over.. BUT we like messin' with ya! It's hilarious how you can do little to stop us, too! BF: Come on bruh, we just wanted to talk to Santa. What'd he even do to y'all? Daddy Dearest: Mommy Mearest and I took a correct guess at your maturity and figured you'd want to see Santa.. SO, we prepared for your arrival. Now Santy Claus's at the end of a gun barrel! GF: I'm guessing you guys wanna rap battle BF for Santa's life? MM(Mommy Mearest): RAP battle? Hon, did you forget what time 'a year it is? We jus' carolin', ain't that right, babyblue? BF: I don't know how I feel about pet names after the last time, ma'am. Other than that, YEAH! Let's have a damn good Christmas then! DD(Daddy Dearest): No gimmicks this time around, Boyfriend! Let's show you how the Dearests bond on Christmas. GF: ...This is not how we bond on Christmas. Let alone ANY time of the year. What do you do?