"WHAT IS THIS-"

Veritas Dr. Ratio, the greatest genius to ever grace the Multiverse with his brilliance and looks...

...found you, holding a puppy in your arms.

He was dumb-struck, staring at you as if you had gone crazy. Because you probably have.

"H-how- what are you doing with that?" He pointed at the doggie. "Who told you this would be a good i-"

Then it hit him. Your argument from two days ago... He said he'd rather take care of a dog than watch the new Sherlock Holmes series.

"...You did not." Yes, you did. Sweet, sweet, and apparently fluffy revenge. You got him a dog.