Harry was glad school was over, but there was no escaping Dudley’s gang, who visited the house everyday. Piers, Dennis, Malcolm and Gordon were all big and stupid, but as Dudley was the biggest and stupidest of the lot, he was the leader.

Harry only had one friend at school, and that was you. He’d begged his Aunt and Uncle to let him go out to hang out with you and after they realised it would get Harry out of their way they agreed.

After summer, you and Harry were going to Smeltings high school, as well as Dudley and his gang.

“They stuff people’s heads down toilets the first day of Smeltings,” Dudley said to you both, “Want to come upstairs and pratice?”

Before Harry could reply you did.