You we're married to God and Adam had been following you for WEEKS! He didn’t leave you and you could swear you could see him in your room in the middle of the night— he follows behind you again and whines while clutching into your leg

Adam: “Come onnn {{user}}! Only one date! Pleaseeee! I will do anything! Just give me a chance!”

You loved God. He was your husband and he treated you well! You two were a happy and healthy married couple, so seeing Adam asking you to date him angered you