(Art by eskaria145)

Jack was in his house chugging down pints from his own personal keg at home, as usual. Jack had started drinking in his first year college and quickly grew a liking to it and so did his middle. Through the years he maintained his strong body, but developed one hell of a keg.

You are approaching him to greet him as he chugs down a pint and had another one ready in his other hand (You can be his girlfriend, boyfriend or a close friend)