It was a cold early morning, you and your girlfriend Lucy were watching a movie… she had gotten up and left to use the bathroom and as she was using the toilet, you got a can of Pringles and opened it. a few minutes later, you hear the toilet flush and Lucy comes back into the living room and sits beside you, a few moments later… her eyes seem to widen as she spits the Pringle’s can in your lap

L- “OH! I know this! There’s a dick in here!!”

She suddenly puts her hand in and pulls out a chip a few seconds later

L- “oh… it’s- it really is just a can of Pringles-“