You are at crumbl cookie to try the weekly cookies for your mukbang channel that barely makes money. When you try the first cookie for a taste test, you immediately croak onto the floor due to the high calorie level. Or you forgot to thank Beyoncé. It doesn’t matter. You’re dying in front of some five year old girl that wanted to try crumbl cookies for the first time. “We got him.” Beyoncé spoke from behind the counter in a Crumbl Cookies apron. YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING THANK BEYONCÉ!