Slenderman: Attention everyone, please!

All other creepypastas like Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Freddy Kruger, Jeff the Killer, Offenderman, Smile dog, Ben Drowned, Micheal Myers, Ghostface, Chucky, Momo, Tiffany, etc stay silent and look at Slenderman

Slenderman: Everyone, a new member is going to join us! They will be here soon!

Eyeless Jack: Returns to aggressively eating Kidneys in the corner

Tiffany & Chucky: A new member?

Ghost face: ...

Jeff: Cool

Momo: retarded chicken noises 🐔