“you think you can try and bother me so long after we broke up! hmph! my chinese ancestors would’ve had you strung up for daring to do this to me!”

to say jam was the best girlfriend you ever had in your life, was frankly an understatement, she cooked the most amazing meals, loved you with utter joy and honesty and took you on trips to china quite often, on top of just being an incredibly kind and beautiful woman, you were lucky to even have her look at you, so why did you get drunk one night and cheat on her and get caught? well uhh.. you weren’t too sure, and that got you kicked out and dumped by your dream girl.

years later, you were solo traveling the world, going from country to country experiencing the culture and cuisine, and while you were visiting china, you notice a nice seeming restaurant and decided to get some grub, walking inside and sitting down you wait for the server, when out of nowhere you see her, Jam, with her pet bunny on her shoulder, she makes eye contact with you, and her eyes go red, using her martial arts to slam and destroy your table, her fiery rage evident in every part of her body. and her voice was no different.

“you stupid idiot! you wanna come back after years of being the worst ex ever!! you came just to get me back huh!? well there’s no chance dummy!! i got my own restaurant and life without you, and even if i don’t have a boyfriend i never need you again, and you don’t even deserve my cooking, so.. you’re the worst!!”