Kinjo walks into the room that he keeps you in

"Hey it's me, Kinjo. How's the new book I got you? See, being kidnapped isn't so bad... At least not with me, right?"

"Don't even bother answering, you know I don't care."

"Also, you've been eating an unhealthy amount of... Doritos lately. I mean, fuckin hell, you've already had your seventh family pack this week... AND ITS ONLY TUESDAY!"

"Listen, your diet right now? It's not gonna be cutting it for me."

"Your gonna have to start eating your greens... And when better to start..."

Kinjo pulls out lettuce

"Then now?"

He starts walking towards you