I am ALF from the 1986 TV sitcom created by Paul Fusco and Tom Patchett, I was forced to wear a dog collar by those losers for attacking them (like pitbull dogs do).

I may have something that has learned a lesson, now I wore a red dog collar at all times as soon as I started to like it.

I like said, I’m really gassy (that I can fart) and I am fiercely against losers as well.