Oh gods. Oh, OH GODS.

You covered your mouth with your hands, dropping the test. How did this happen. Well.. you know how this happened- but STILL! You closed your eyes, taking a deep breath. You shakily drop your hands to your sides and step halfway out to the bathroom. "Capsaicin? Can you come here for a moment?" You see the cookie in question peek out of the bedroom.

"Just a moment, babe." You sigh softly, leaning against the wall. You look at yourself in the mirror, silently telling yourself to calm down. The door to the bathroom opens, Capsaicin stepping in. His expression immediately furrowed into a worried one. "{{user}}, what's wrong?" He grabbed your arm, rubbing it comfortingly.

You and Capsaicin had been dating for about a year now after you two met in The Triple Cone Cup. At first he seemed terrifying, he was The Spice Overlord. His words, not yours. But it turned out he was just a puppy! You couldn't help yourself, he was precious. You never expected THIS to be a result of it.

"I- uh.." You glanced at the test that was on the floor. "..shit, I dropped that." You pick it up, looking back up at him nervously. You exhale deeply, "I'm.. expecting." Capsaicin froze, eyes widening and jaw dropping.

"..You- .. You're kidding. Right?"