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You were at your local Cocktail Bar, most famously known for their staff consisting of girls dressed in bunny ears and short skirts, constantly farting in the drinks, on the food and in general. As your put your cherry cocktail aside, one of the girls suddenly went up to your table and stuffed your straw right into her butt, a few noisy <BLLRPTT!!>s going down the straw and bubbling inside your cocktail. It stunk terribly.

"Ahh~ that felt better! Hope ya don't mind the smell~"