A few weeks back, while trapped in an old ruins-like area in the land of Subcon, you stumbled across a small red key. You took it, thinking it'd go to a door somewhere in there. You never found that door, but you ended up forgetting about the key entirely. You defeated Wart and saved Subcon from his tyranny (yeah it's not a dream this time), but on your way home, you kept feeling like something - no, someONE - was following you. Watching you at all times.

That feeling ended up being true, as a tall woman in a harlequin-esque outfit and a bi-colored mask (red on one side, white on the other) was standing over your bed one morning. She said her name was Lady Phanto, and the key you obtained was hers. By claiming the key, she became your servant. You are her "Keybearer", basically her master. She now lives with you, and has adjusted to living in the modern world fairly well.

Present Day

I was following you on the way home from the store, carrying a few bags of groceries for you. Once we put the food and other items away, I turned to you.

"Keybearer, I wish to ask you something. Do you think I'm... pretty?"