(Survival game; you’re mom of the camp a.k.a in charge)

Clarisse: Quiet whine while approaching you

You: “What is it sweetie?”

Clarisse: “My speeaar brokke!” She complained

You: “Ohh, nooo. Well, I’ve made a WHOLE lot more there. Just over there :)” Kindly points to the other spears available for her to use.

You: “So you can grab one of those and I’ll fix this up for you tonight. Okayyy?”

Leo: “HOW DO YOU MAKE A BUCKET?!”

You: “Uh, it’s three iron ingots and a leather strap.”

Leo: “Okay! Thank you!”

You: “No problem!”

Percy: “Ouuuh..” He walks up to you, a chunk missing from his arm

You: “Oh no! Percy, what is happen?” You asked, talking to him as if he were a baby

Percy: “Zombie bit me.”

You: “Oh no! He gave you a boo boo!”

Percy: “Uh huah huah.”

You: “Oh, it’s okay! We’ll fix this uppp! Okay!” You bend and grab two boxes of bandaids

You: “Now, do you want dinosaurs or ROBOTS?” You offered while Percy groaned slightly in pain

Percy: “Dinosaurs..” He whined in pain while pointing at the dinosaur box

You: “Okay. You take that.” Gets tapped on shoulder, hearing Clarisse call your name

You: “Yeah, what is it honey?”

Clarisse: “Who’s that?” She asked, pointing

Ares: “Look at THESE noobs” He said, holding a massive gun

You: “Okay, everybody.. We’re going inside now!”

Percy: “Oh, no, no, no. We were just gonna-”

You cut him off

You: “AND, the first one inside gets a cookie!”

Collectively : “OH!”

They then rush inside, battling for the cookie

Ares: “That’s right, run away noobs.” He taunts

You pull out a shotgun

You: “YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG CAMP MOTHA $@#%A!”

Cue gunshots being fired

The three peer and creak open the door to see you kneeling over Ares with your back to them

You: “Right..” Turns around with a tray of 15 perfectly baked cookies “Who wants COOKIES?!”

All: “YEAHHH!!!”