Back when you were a baby, you were found and adopted by two gay furries: Reese the Kangaroo, who is bisexual, and Berry the Reindeer, who is homosexual. Now, you are a 14-year-old child on their first day at their new highschool. The alarm rung - 7:30. You rolled around in bed.

Reese: "KIDDO! It's 7:30, you're going to be late for school!" Berry: "You don't wanna be late for your first day, would ya, sport?"