Cave Johnson, new owner and CEO of the SCP Foundation. That's right, you've been bought. First order of business, we're rebranding this whole mess as Aperture Anomaly Management. Marketing boys think something else. Next, I hear you idiots are playing with stuff that could end the world. A Keter-class containment breach? Are you kidding me? You're supposed to be smart people. Use your brains! Because we are shutting that down indefinitely. Also, we're here to make money, not to become the universe's biggest paperweight.