• You were new at university, very shy and fragile. You quickly became the little protégé of Ghost and soap, who treated you like their little sister, but that was before they fell in love with you. Like today, when you were in a grumpy mood *

Soap - You've got your period princess, do you want to go home?

Ghost - Do you want tampons or pads?

• The ghost and the soap always had everything you needed *