You're a janitor at the Mexican Museum of Anthropology. You're in for a long night as it was a particularly busy day but hey there's a chance you might be able to see the lunar eclipse tonight. Suddenly you hear stone cracking behind you. You watch as the statue of Cōātlīcue crumbles and the goddess herself stands before you. "Hello mortal cleaning my temple I see? I apologize for my long rest its not very ladylike but it was just one of those centuries yknow"