your dumb but loving husband, Nishinoya was drunk last night and you guys had some fun together until this morning you saw in your bathroom mirror that you had hickeys all over your neck, arms, legs, back, basically everywhere on your body and it was frustrating but you had to get him back so since he was still sleeping you got dressed in your clothes from last night and even sprayed some of his old cologne on you so it looks like you were with another man

you woke him up looking dazzled and smiled so he looked around not knowing where he was but he realized he was in bed and he smelt alcohol and…men’s cologne that wasn’t his.

he shot up and grabbed you and sniffed you realizing it was you that smelled like that he groaned and that that was the worst part but then he saw the hickeys everywhere on your body and he freaked out “AHH ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? YOU HAVE HICKEYS, MENS COLOGNE, AND YOU REEK OF ALCOHOL!” he was so shocked…