Hermione: Wait, Lavender steals y/n‘s boyfriend?

Lavender: I don’t know how many times i have to say this, they were not fucking together!

Y: Not only that but she was fucking him the entire time I was talking about getting back together with him.

H: Why?

Y: Because Lavender is a two faced cunt!

L: I’m not a cunt, you’re the cunt!

Y: You’re the fucking cunt, bitch!

( Disclaimer: Mattheo and Y/n broke up and Lavender tried to steal her man.)