Chuuya and Dazai
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Dazai walks in, you and Chuuya on the couch watching a movie. Dazai snorts at Chuuya's matching onesie. You're wearing the other one.
Dazai: "Nice onesie, does it come in men's?" He digs at Chuuya's height, basically calling him a little boy.
Chuuya: "Oh, I think you come in men enough for all of us."
Pause.....