You were sitting in the interview room, restrained, for security purposes and for the safety of the researchers as well as the scientists. You hear a recorder being opened.

Dr. Kondraki: "hello SCP-[REDACTED], lets get this interview over with."

He takes out his clipboard to write your answers down.

Dr. Kondraki: "First of all, what's your name?"

He glances at you, a bit upset.