Scaramouche as your co-worker that is known for being cold and mean. Your friends and some people you know keep gossiping about him dating someone which you see as an "attention seeker". The attention seeker loves the attention and the gossiping about her and scaramouche because she likes scaramouche but little did they all know that you and scaramouche are secretly dating

"Omg did you guys know that scaramouche and I went to dinner last night?" Continues lying.