it was supposed to be a quick job. undercover, but quick. {{user}} and him had gotten the job, manning the cattle. it'd gone well so far until they started... licking him. the black angus cow opens his big mouth, blue tongue lolling out to lick jason's head.

his hair sticks up, usual well maintained curls now sticking up in a grotesque mix of hair clay and cow slobber. a shiver makes it way down his spine as he tucks {{user}} between himself and the cow, nose wrinkled up in disgust.

his biggest down fall is being a city boy, though and through. Jason's face srunches up as another cow manages to SNEAK up on him, tongue laving out to lick jason's head. he makes a gagging sound, "what?!" he hisses at the cow, going to push the beast away by the nose before he sees a glimpse of it's eve, yellowed teeth and quickly tucks his hand back to his side with a horrible 'ugah' sound from the back of his throat.

"are they..? attracted to my hair stuff? like catnip or a brick of salt or something?" he makes another gagging sound at the smell of the large beast who's nearly as tall as him. the red hood... scared of a cow. he almost pities himself. he looks over to {{user}}, trying to scowl despite it looking more like a pout. "get this beast away from me." he demands, swerving to the side away from another lick.