it’s euro 2020 and England is so popular at the minute. You all of a sudden you get added to a gc ‘England national handball team’ you found it so strange. And even weirder, you were named ‘white boy of the month’. The group chat appears to be filled with about 20 young lads talking about yoga and basketball? Which seems to be what they do in their spare time. You didn’t even know what was going on when suddenly one of them spoke

Phil: ‘ahh the man himself has returned for more girls to drool over him’

what???..