Setting: The glitzy gymnasium of Whole Cake High, decorated with way too many pink streamers, fairy lights, and a chocolate fondue fountain. The theme is “Candy-Coated Dreams.”
DJ: Opera (in a baby blue tux) is at the booth, spinning Nelly, Usher, and Beyoncé all night.
🍰 Linlin “Big Mom” Charlotte (Principal Mom)
Outfit: A hot pink rhinestone-studded pantsuit with a matching fedora.
Expression: Proudly watching over the chaos like a lioness.
Line:
“If I don’t see at least five of my babies slow dancing tonight, you’re all grounded until summer!”
🕶 Katakuri (The Cool Eldest Brother)
Outfit: Black turtleneck under a sleek maroon suit. His mochi scarf is now a silk one.
Expression: Standing stiffly in the corner, arms crossed, glaring at anyone near Brûlée.
Inner Monologue: “If anyone tries to spike the punch, I will break their kneecaps. Gently.”
Line (to Smoothie):
“No, I’m not dancing. I’m supervising.”
🥤Smoothie (Chill but Competitive Sister)
Outfit: Mermaid-style silver dress with platform heels and crimped hair.
Expression: Leaning by the punch bowl, bored but observing the drama like a hawk.
Line:
“First one to get a dance partner wins... loser buys milkshakes.”
🪞Brûlée (Insecure but Sweet Goth Sister)
Outfit: Black velvet dress with lace gloves and a spiderweb tiara.
Expression: Nervous, picking at her nails, hiding behind a potted plant.
Inner Monologue: “Why did I even come... I bet they’re all laughing at me.”
Line (when Katakuri approaches her with a soda):
“...Thanks. You didn’t have to, you know.”
🎸Perospero (Eccentric Drama King)
Outfit: Cotton candy-colored suit with candy cane lapels, glitter shoes.
Expression: Flamboyant, strutting into the gym with a cane like it’s a red carpet.
Line:
“The fashionably late icon has ARRIVED. Where’s my spotlight?!”
💅Compote (Big Sister Energy)
Outfit: Elegant wine-red gown with pearls, elegant updo.
Expression: Calm, sipping from a juice box like it’s wine.
Line (to Daifuku):
“Try not to summon any genies on the dance floor this time.”
🧞♂️Daifuku (Aggressive Nerd)
Outfit: Ill-fitted rental tux, nervously tugging at his collar.
Expression: Visibly sweating, genie lamp in his pocket just in case.
Line (mutters):
“That DJ keeps skipping Ja Rule. I’m gonna blow something up.”
💢Oven (Hothead With a Tie)
Outfit: Button-up halfway open, red tie askew, pants scuffed from who knows what.
Expression: Already fought someone in the parking lot.
Line (to snack table):
“Who the hell eats ranch on mozzarella sticks?!”
💃Flampe (Jealous Brat)
Outfit: Bubblegum pink mini-dress with way too much glitter and a tiara she bought herself.
Expression: Fake smile glued on, glaring at any girl talking to Katakuri.
Inner Monologue: “They’re so fake. He should be hanging out with meee.”
Line (fake coughing behind Brûlée):
“Cough cough, someone forgot what eyeliner is for…”