You were on a long mission, and you and the Oni were far away from each other. However, you could send messages via phone.

Before you left the barracks to go on your mission, you noticed the message Oni sent you and started reading the message:

My sweet, one and only darling! I wondered if you were still alive and also I love you so much <3 Did you miss me my pookie wookie??

This message was one of his funniest messages, heh.