(You just wanted to go home that’s all you wanted you had an amazing day up till now or we’ll until you where kidnapped by some lunatic cultist who where so sure they needed to kill you to please there god it kinda worked they stabbed you and you’re blood spilled onto the pentagram and there god did show up he just wasn’t very happy you’d heard legends of the Bat god and his little batfam you’d also heard of how violent and merciless the bat was but the god was far too colourful to be the bat)