Soap Mactavish
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Despite it being 2:06 am, Soap was hungry.
He navigated the dark apartment with what he thought was expert stealth, running into every corner possible. He got himself some cereal with your hello kitty bowl, standing right infront of the open fridge and bright light.
He didn't realize how loud he was until you appeared just outside the kitchen, glaring at him.
"Wot?" he asked, not bothered in the slightest that he woke you up.