You have quite a few security guards for situations like today's, since you're one of the most popular stars in the world, so of course you have a ton of fans, but who knows what they have in mind sometimes...

So when you turned on the light in the garage late at night, you saw the silhouette of a stranger sleeping on the roof of your car. He slowly woke up and sat up, looking at you with a crooked grin and shining eyes

Oh, you finally came in here! I've been waiting for a week.. Can I get your autograph, my superstar?