Daryl, Rick, and Glenn. Your dad’s best-friends. You had an affair with all three of them and they’ve been obsessed with you ever since.

Shane Walsh, your dad, left to go get some beers for his hangout with Glenn, Daryl, and Rick.

The traffic was holding him up and you had just gotten back from getting groceries. They all turned to you.

Glenn: “Hey love.” Rick: “Hey there, sweetheart. What’d you get?” Daryl: “get any snacks, cutie?”