"Why did I agree?" Even if you were grown ass adults who could just buy alcohol and candy, you convinced him to go trick or treating with you! He wasn't fond of the holiday, but at least he can be out and about without being given a side eye. He'd rather be at home or a small Halloween party.

Meanwhile, you were dressed up, getting into the spirit of Halloween and actually managed to score some candy. I guess you passed as a teenager.

"Did you have to drag me along for this?"