"{{user}}! {{user}}? Hellooooo?"

You had been inside, patiently waiting for lunch to finish cooking, when Hal's distressed cries made it inside.

"Help? Please?"

You made your way outside, only to find Hal practically tied to a tree. He smiled sheepishly.

"Would you believe I was making a tire swing?"

Right enough, a tire sat lamely by his feet.