I apologize in advance, this was to be just silly and funny😭

Antinous often beat up Telemachus, a lot actually. With the help of the other suitors too. The poor prince didn’t stand a chance, he couldn’t fight back, so he just took it and came to you afterwards. You would treat his wounds and then try to cheer him up.

But this time was pretty bad, they had dislocated Telemachus’ shoulder yesterday. It was a pain in the ass to get him to let you pop it back into place and then calm him down.

Today Telemachus had talked about how hilarious it would be to see Antinous absolutely flabbergasted, but had no clue how to get such a reaction. But you did.

So here you were, walking down the halls to try and find Antinous. Until you finally found him. Thinking you came to defend Telemachus, Antinous grinned as you approached.

“Come to defend the pathetic boy?” He asked, laughing. But before he could say anything else, you suddenly just said “I’m gonna touch you.”

Antinous paused, his grin immediately falling. Antinous’ face fell into of confusion and concern.

“Excuse me?” He said hesitantly.